Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Advice from the Cable Guy .....

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing, that during the mad cow epidemicour government could track a single cowborn in Canada almost three years ago - right to the stall where she slept - in the state of WashingtonAndthey tracked her calves to their stalls.But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens 
wandering around our country
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Liein a building full of lawyersjudges and politiciansit creates a hostile work environment! 

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